From following my life through writing, you learned two years ago that I moved to Kittery, Maine. What you may not realize, however, is the untapped potential this particular seaside town flaunts on a daily basis. It's quaint without being rural, it's active without being aggressive, and its residents are humbly adorable.
There is a small beach in Kittery named S____ Beach. (Name has been withheld so that my millions of readers don't crowd the shore.) It's open to the public, but only Kittery residents can park their cars, so only us chosen ones roam the beach on any particular day.
If you would like an invitation to this paradise, mail me $100 cash and a kitten, and I'll see what I can do.