My dad desperately wants me to move back home. I can't blame him; I'm awesome to be around. He always says things like, "If you stay in California, you have to deal with things like fog and earthquakes." When the earthquake hit the East coast yesterday, I laughed in his face.
Also, my cousin Kimberly sent this to me. I laughed out loud during homeroom when I read it, and when the students asked me what was so funny, I showed them. They didn't really get it.