Tuesday, July 5, 2011


I know I posted already today, but this cannot wait.

...Mary, that's right, Mary "I'm An Asshole" Maleta, is wearing maternity shorts.


...andddd to make it even better, Mary admitted that before buying the shorts, she would simply un-button her jeans, and roll them down so her stomach could fit over them. Then her fly would go down and she would WALK AROUND LIKE THAT. Then her Mom called her trashy so she bought maternity shorts. That's my favorite Mary story, besides the one where she didn't do the PACT.

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